{"id":650,"date":"2007-11-22T15:00:26","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T15:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fadingad.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/22\/wild-turkeys-escaping-the-slaughter-nepa\/"},"modified":"2007-11-22T15:00:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T15:00:26","slug":"wild-turkeys-escaping-the-slaughter-nepa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/2007\/11\/22\/wild-turkeys-escaping-the-slaughter-nepa\/","title":{"rendered":"Wild Turkeys Escaping the Slaughter &#8211; NEPA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fadingad.com\/blog\/nepa\/turkeys.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"Wild Turkeys Escaping the Slaughter - NEPA\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" \/><br \/>\n\u00a9 Frank H. Jump<\/p>\n<p>Why did the turkey cross the road?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fadingad.com\/blog\/image001.jpg?resize=480%2C920\" alt=\"Charles Schulz, Peanuts\" height=\"920\" width=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Carnage&#8230; carnage!&#8221; &#8211; Ferdinand the Duck in <em>Babe<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the forward Bob Kisken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a9 Frank H. Jump Why did the turkey cross the road? &#8220;Carnage&#8230; carnage!&#8221; &#8211; Ferdinand the Duck in Babe Thanks for the forward Bob Kisken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1071,1192,1499,1648],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nepa","category-photography","category-thanksgiving","category-wild-turkey"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXBbJ-au","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}