{"id":34,"date":"2007-04-22T18:47:13","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T18:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fadingad.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/22\/a-womb-with-a-view\/"},"modified":"2007-04-22T18:47:13","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T18:47:13","slug":"a-womb-with-a-view","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/2007\/04\/22\/a-womb-with-a-view\/","title":{"rendered":"A Womb With A View- Rte 209 near Brodheadsville, PA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frankjump.com\/more_images\/womb.jpg?resize=324%2C432\" alt=\"God's Womb\" height=\"432\" width=\"324\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I was a little boy, I was thrown out of Sunday school (an Assembly of God in Old Howard Beach) for sharing my discovery that God was a woman. No!- the pastor exclaimed- God is a man!  But you said God gave birth to the Universe- right?  Yes- said the pastor- He did!  Well???(hand on hip) &#8230; then whose uterus did He borrow?  That was it. My Mom got a phone call to come pick me up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a little boy, I was thrown out of Sunday school (an Assembly of God in Old Howard Beach) for sharing my discovery that God was a woman. No!- the pastor exclaimed- God is a man! But you said God gave birth to the Universe- right? Yes- said the pastor- He did! Well???(hand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1243],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-propaganda"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXBbJ-y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fadingad.com\/fadingadblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}